Welcome

Ok, dude, here it is. All you'll do is create image titles, which you'll upload to the sidebar. Then hyperlink those image titles "about us", "registry info", etc. to individual posts. For extra pretty-ness, then upload those same titles to the posts, and remove the standard post title.

Then link those image titles on the posts to the individual post-page URLs (so if anyone clicks on the post-page title, it just refreshes that post-page).

You can add any header you want, up to 1000px wide, or adjust that to anything you'd like. And you can change the background colors/patterns for the "body" and "outerwrapper" to play with the look ad infinitum.

Any questions or problems, just let me know!